Rules when eating a banana.
NEVER GIVE EYE CONTACT TO ANYONE.
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are...
If you buy into the notion that life is a journey, you might also have noticed that, not all travellers are created equal. There are some who carry a heavy load, dealing with what they are dealt, dreaming of what they are not, all to avoid drowning in the stormy sea of desperation and disappointment that separates the truth from fantasy. Then there are those whose effortless motion and confident...
That was the noise my trousers made when I crouched down at work today. When I looked at them, they had ripped waist to fucking waist under my crotch. Embarrassing? Yes, hugely!
Today was pretty awesome to put it simply.
I haven’t seen the swell conditions looking as good as they were today. 6ft+ waves coming in, and the were SO clean to ride, it was ridiculous. Not to mention the cloudless sky and hot weather. When I got in the water it was just after 12:00, when I got out and checked my watch it was approaching 4:00! So good. Now to go jump in the hot-tub. LATERS.
Wild Theory Launch.
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the person i like and why i like them. a famous person i’ve been compared to. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex. the best thing that has happened to me this week. weird things i do when i’m alone. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look. my last night out in detail. something that makes me sad when i think...
My dream woke me up last night. It went a bit like this… I was on an island in the middle of nowhere with some sort of treasure map, so I began following it. Eventually I found a chest with a padlock on, which I somehow managed to pull off. And inside was a £500 note, and it was the size of A4. But rather than the face of the Queen in the centre, it was the face of Benjamin Linus. So I was...
restless-curiosity replied to your post: REALLY want to go surfing in Morrocco this year. YEAH WELL… MORROCCO DON’T WANT YOU MATTHEW. Honey Badger don’t give a shit. Just takesssssss what it wantsssss!
REALLY want to go surfing in Morrocco this year.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN.
OH MY FUCK!
Bailey, my springer spaniel got caught behind the curtains. Got wrapped up in them, got scared and ran! Therefore pulling down the curtains and curtain rail. LAUGHING SO MUCH! (Just so it makes sense, we have a set of curtains in the lounge which go from ceiling to floor, he wasn’t strolling along the window-sill or anything)
So...looks like it's a Saturday night spent...
…in an empty house. Cool.